July 21, 2024

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Ryan Ranks All 159 New Releases Seen This Year (And 64 Older Movies Too)

I made it a goal to see 223 movies in 2023 that I hadn’t seen before.  Having just seen my 223rd movie (Wonka!), and since Watson already did a much more comprehensive article of their rankings, I thought I’d simply list my movies and scores.  There are a lot of ties, but that’s okay.  And underneath the 159 new releases are the 64 films that were new to me but not released in 2023, if you care.

Want to know anything about a movie?  Just message me.  Let’s be honest, if you’re reading this, you know me anyway.

Rank Movie Score
1 American Fiction 100
2 The Wandering Earth 2 97
3 John Wick: Chapter 4 96
4 Oppenheimer 95.5
5 Fast X 95
6 Barbie 94.8
7 Unknown: Cave of Bones 94.5
8 Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 94
9 Godzilla Minus One 93.9
10 Mission: Impossible Dead Reckoning Part One 93.5
11 Sisu 93.4
12 The Covenant 93.3
13 The Marvels 93.2
14 Bama Rush 93
15 Flamin’ Hot 92
15 Tetris 92
15 Hot Potato: The Story of The Wiggles 92
15 Leo 92
19 The Flash 91.5
20 Missing 91
20 We Have a Ghost 91
20 Still: A Michael J. Fox Movie 91
20 Extraction II 91
20 Plane 91
20 Take Care of Maya 91
26 Skinamarink 90
26 Murder Mystery 2 90
26 Hannah Gadsby Something Special 90
26 Victim/Suspect 90
26 Chop & Steele 90
26 The Blackening 90
26 The Creator 90
26 Blackberry 90
26 Bank of Dave 90
35 Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 89
35 Air 89
35 Operation Fortune: Rue de guerre 89
35 Untold: Jake Paul Problem Child 89
35 Quiz Lady 89
35 Family Switch 89
41 Scream VI 88
41 Hunger 88
41 The Wrath of Becky 88
41 They Cloned Tyrone 88
41 Hypnotic 88
41 Reptile 88
47 The Deepest Breath 87
47 The Portable Door 87
47 Unknown: Cosmic Time Machine 87
47 Leave the World Behind 87
51 Wham! 86
52 Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 85
52 Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 85
52 Candy Cane Lane 85
55 The Strays 84
55 Sharper 84
55 Mixed by Erry 84
55 Joy Ride 84
55 It’s A Wonderful Knife 84
55 Mike Birbiglia: The Old Man and The Pool 84
55 Please Don’t Destroy: The Treasure of Foggy Mountain 84
55 Wonka 84
63 Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 83
63 Cocaine Bear 83
63 Mr. Car and the Knights Templar 83
63 Strays 83
63 A Haunting in Venice 83
63 The Killer 83
63 Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy 83
70 Kill Boksoon 82
70 The Out-Laws 82
70 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 82
70 Heart of Stone 82
70 Pain Hustlers 82
70 Poor Things 82
76 Landscape with Invisible Hand 80
76 Theater Camp 80
76 The Super Mario Bros. Movie 80
76 Stavros Halkias: Fat Rascal 80
80 Glitch: The Rise and Fall of HQ Trivia 79
81 House Party 78
81 Mafia Mamma 78
81 Run Rabbit Run 78
81 Gold Brick 78
81 Chevalier 78
86 The Equalizer 3 77
87 Ghosted 76
87 The Machine 76
87 Big Bug 76
87 Talk to Me 76
87 Gran Turismo 76
92 The Weeknd: Live at SoFi Stadium 75
92 Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 75
92 The Family Plan 75
95 Dream Scenario 74
96 Knock at the Cabin 73
96 Happiness for Beginners 73
96 You Are So Not Invited To My Bat Mitzvah 73
96 Dual 73
100 You People 72
100 The Mother 72
100 John Mulaney: Baby J 72
100 Kevin Hart & Chris Rock: Headliners Only 72
104 Mother’s Day 71
104 American Pain 71
104 Unknown: The Lost Pyramid 71
104 Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 71
104 Blue Beetle 71
104 Missing: The Lucie Blackman Case 71
104 There’s Something Wrong With the Children 71
111 Wanda Sykes: I’m an Entertainer 70
111 Dicks: The Musical 70
111 Mae Martin: Sap 70
111 2023: Back That Year Up 70
115 Money Shot: The Pornhub Story 68
116 Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs 67
117 The Beanie Bubble 65
117 Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 65
117 Dumb Money 65
117 Filling in the Blanks 65
121 Sayen 63
122 Birdbox Barcelona 62
122 Paradise 62
122 Totally Killer 62
125 Your Place or Mine 60
125 No Hard Feelings 60
125 Zom 100: Bucket List of the Dead 60
125 Bottoms 60
125 Champions 60
130 The Perfect Find 57
131 One More Time 55
131 Sarah Silverman: Someone You Love 55
131 Sorry About the Demon 55
131 Good Burger 2 55
135 Shazam! Fury of the Gods 54
136 85 South: Ghetto Legends 52
136 Elevator Game 52
136 Dina Hashem: Dark Little Whispers 52
139 Untold: Johnny Football 50
139 Old Dads 50
141 Fair Play 47
142 M3gan 46
142 The Murderer 46
142 Knights of the Zodiac 46
145 Unknown: Killer Robots 41
146 Untold: Hall of Shame 40
146 Assassin Club 40
148 Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 39
149 The Pale Blue Eye 38
150 Ballerina 35
151 Ant-Man: Quantumania 30
152 Poisoned: The Dirty Truth About Your Food 27
153 Hidden Strike 23
154 The Tomorrow Job 20
155 Best Christmas Ever 15
155 Matt Rife: Natural Selection 15
157 AKA 8
158 Paint 5
159 Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom 4

And here are the non-2023 releases:

Rank Movie Score
1 RRR 92
2 Coherence 91
2 Host 91
4 Unknown Origins 90
4 West Side Story 90
4 Trance 90
7 Bodies Bodies Bodies 88
8 Violent Night 87
9 The Menu 86
10 Fall 85
10 The Endless 85
10 Smokin’ Aces 85
13 The Pez Outlaw 84
13 Level 16 84
15 Sky High 83
15 Rubikon 83
17 Pig 82
17 Old 82
17 Sam Morril: Same Time Tomorrow 82
20 Enola Holmes 2 81
21 Mute 80
21 The Mummy 80
21 Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 80
24 In the Tall Grass 79
25 Nick Kroll: Little Big Boy 78
26 Let It Snow 76
27 Faithfully Yours 75
27 Lucky You 75
29 Sing 2 74
29 Re:Born 74
29 Jexi 74
32 Inheritance 73
32 In the Shadow of the Moon 73
32 Die in a Gunfight 73
32 Vivarium 73
36 Sex Appeal 72
36 Ticket to Paradise 72
36 Enemy 72
36 Fahrenheit 451 72
36 Nate Bargatze: The Tennessee Kid 72
41 Inside The Edge: A Professional Blackjack Adventure 71
41 Replicas 71
41 Greenland 71
44 The Hating Game 67
45 V/H/S 65
46 The People We Hate at the Wedding 64
46 Radius 64
48 Nick Kroll: Little Big Boy 60
49 Alien Code 58
50 National Champions 55
51 Sharp Stick 48
51 Absolutely Anything 48
53 Coin Heist 45
53 The Secret Life of the Cruise 45
55 The Opening Act 40
55 Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 40
57 Poker Face 35
57 Dirty Grandpa 35
57 Guest House 35
57 Have You Seen Andy? 35
61 Running With The Devil: The Wild World of John McAfee 33
62 The Misfits 25
63 The Courier 5
64 10 Minutes Gone 3