Gabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that Miles Teller will be cast as young Han Solo in the upcoming standalone Star Wars film.
“Miles told me that without his presence this movie would suck,” president of Disney’s Lucasfilms division Kathleen Kennedy announced in a press release.  “Truth be told, it may suck anyway.  But I just can’t resist that pinchable face.”
Stay tuned to GabbingGeek.com as additional details are revealed.
Pinchable? More like slapable!