So here be the telling, mud people and dirt people. The old names don’t mean for any good out here in the land. Take your new name, shiny and glorious, and you be thanking your host benefactor for making all the safe place and good eats.
Signed, Lord The Glorious
P.s. Post your name in the comments!
5 thoughts on “Lord The Warrior Wants You To Be Shiny And Glorious”
General Dealgood. I’m not impressed.
Still don’t think I’ll be going to see this — none of the others interested me either so this is not surprising.
BIANCA! You have to see this! It’s really a great action flick – so fun to watch!
In other news, I’m The Splendid Boy. …. it’s oddly and horribly fitting. Just one of the guys over here, don’t mind me, just one of the guys. 🙂
You’re half Immortan Joe’s favorite breeder, half boy. It was just missing the duck component from a spot-on description.