The Simpsons

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Only a fool would even attempt to watch and review every episode of The Simpsons.  The show has been running for 29 seasons and counting, and recently passed 600 episodes.  Anyone attempting such a feat would end up more animal than man.  Or woman.  There’s no need for sexist terminology.

But with God as my witness, I am that fool!

Season One

  1. Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
  2. Bart the Genius
  3. Homer’s Odyssey
  4. There’s No Disgrace Like Home
  5. Bart the General
  6. Moaning Lisa
  7. The Call of the Simpsons
  8. The Telltale Head
  9. Life on the Fast Lane
  10. Homer’s Night Out
  11. The Crepes of Wrath
  12. Krusty Gets Busted
  13. Some Enchanted Evening

Season Two

  1. Bart Gets an “F”
  2. Simpson and Delilah
  3. Treehouse of Horror
  4. Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish
  5. Dancin’ Homer
  6. Dead Putters Society
  7. Bart vs. Thansgiving
  8. Bart the Daredevil
  9. Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
  10. Bart Gets Hit By A Car
  11. One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
  12. The Way We Was
  13. Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
  14. Principal Charming
  15. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
  16. Bart’s Dog Gets an “F”
  17. Old Money
  18. Brush with Greatness
  19. Lisa’s Substitute
  20. The War of the Simpsons
  21. Three Men and a Comic Book
  22. Blood Feud

Season Three

  1. Stark Raving Dad
  2. Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington
  3. When Flanders Failed
  4. Bart the Murderer
  5. Homer Defined
  6. Like Father, Like Clown
  7. Treehouse of Horror II
  8. Lisa’s Pony
  9. Saturdays of Thunder
  10. Flaming Moe’s
  11. Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
  12. I Married Marge
  13. Radio Bart
  14. Lisa the Greek
  15. Homer Alone
  16. Bart the Lover
  17. Homer at the Bat
  18. Separate Vocations
  19. Dog of Death
  20. Colonel Homer
  21. Black Widower
  22. The Otto Show
  23. Bart’s Friend Falls in Love
  24. Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes

Season Four

  1. Kamp Krusty
  2. A Streetcar Named Marge
  3. Homer the Heretic
  4. Lisa the Beauty Queen
  5. Treehouse of Horror III
  6. Itchy & Scratchy:  The Movie
  7. Marge Gets a Job
  8. New Kid on the Block
  9. Mr. Plow
  10. Lisa’s First Word
  11. Homer’s Triple Bypass
  12. Marge vs. the Monorail
  13. Selma’s Choice
  14. Brother from the Same Planet
  15. I Love Lisa
  16. Duffless
  17. Last Exit to Springfield
  18. So It’s Come To This:  A Simpsons Clip Show
  19. The Front
  20. Whacking Day
  21. Marge in Chains
  22. Krusty Gets Canceled

Season Five

  1. Homer’s Barbershop Quartet
  2. Cape Feare
  3. Homer Goes To College
  4. Rosebud
  5. Treehouse of Horror IV
  6. Marge on the Lam
  7. Bart’s Inner Child
  8. Boy-Scoutz ‘n the Hood
  9. The Last Temptation of Homer
  10. $prinfield (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)
  11. Homer the Vigilante
  12. Bart Gets Famous
  13. Homer and Apu
  14. Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
  15. Deep Space Homer
  16. Homer Loves Flanders
  17. Bart Gets an Elephant
  18. Burns’ Heir
  19. Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song
  20. The Boy Who Knew Too Much
  21. Lady Bouvier’s Lover
  22. Secrets of a Successful Marriage

Season Six

  1. Bart of Darkness
  2. Lisa’s Rival
  3. Another Simpsons Clip Show
  4. Itchy and Scratchy Land
  5. Sideshow Bob Roberts
  6. Treehouse of Horror V
  7. Bart’s Girlfriend
  8. Lisa on Ice
  9. Homer Badman
  10. Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
  11. Fear of Flying
  12. Homer the Great
  13. And Maggie Makes Three
  14. Bart’s Comet
  15. Homie the Clown
  16. Bart vs. Australia
  17. Homer vs. Patty and Selma
  18. A Star Is Burns
  19. Lisa’s Wedding
  20. Two Dozen And One Greyhounds
  21. The PTA Disbands
  22. Round Springfield
  23. The Springfield Connection
  24. Lemon of Troy
  25. Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)

Season Seven

  1. Who Shot Mr. Burns?  (Part Two)
  2. Radioactive Man
  3. Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
  4. Bart Sells His Soul
  5. Lisa the Vegetarian
  6. Treehouse of Horror VI
  7. King-Size Homer
  8. Mother Simpson
  9. Sideshow Bob’s Last Gleaming
  10. The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular
  11. Marge Be Not Proud
  12. Team Homer
  13. Two Bad Neighbors
  14. Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield
  15. Bart the Fink
  16. Lisa the Iconoclast
  17. Homer the Smithers
  18. The Day The Violence Died
  19. A Fish Called Selma
  20. Bart on the Road
  21. 22 Short Films About Springfield
  22. Raging Abe Simpson and his Grumbling Grandson in “The Curse of the Flying Hellfish”
  23. Much Apu About Nothing
  24. Homerpalooza
  25. Summer of 4’2″

Season Eight

  1. Treehouse of Horror VII
  2. You Only Move Twice
  3. The Homer They Fall
  4. Burns, Baby Burns
  5. Bart After Dark
  6. A Milhouse Divided
  7. Lisa’s Date With Density
  8. Hurricane Neddy
  9. El ViajeMisterioso De Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)
  10. The Springfield Files
  11. The Twisted World Of Marge Simpson
  12. Mountain of Madness
  13. Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)Cious
  14. The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
  15. Homer’s Phobia
  16. Brother From Another Series
  17. My Sister, My Sitter
  18. Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment
  19. Grade School Confidential
  20. The Canine Mutiny
  21. The Old Man and the Lisa
  22. In Marge We Trust
  23. Homer’s Enemy
  24. The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase
  25. The Secret War of Lisa Simpson

Season Nine

  1. The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
  2. The Principal and the Pauper
  3. Lisa’s Sax
  4. Treehouse of Horror VIII
  5. The Cartridge Family
  6. Bart Star
  7. The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons
  8. Lisa the Skeptic
  9. Realty Bites
  10. The Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
  11. All-Singing, All-Dancing
  12. Bart Carny
  13. The Joy of Sect
  14. Das Bus
  15. The Last Temptation of Krust
  16. Dumbbell Indemnity
  17. Lisa the Simpson
  18. This Little Wiggy
  19. Simpson Tide
  20. The Trouble with Trillions
  21. Girly Edition
  22. Trash of the Titans
  23. King of the Hill
  24. Lost Out Lisa
  25. Natural Born Kissers

Season Ten

  1. Lard of the Dance
  2. The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
  3. Bart the Mother
  4. Treehouse of Horror IX
  5. When You Dish Upon a Star
  6. D’oh-in’ in the Wind
  7. Lisa Gets an “A”
  8. Homer Simpson In “Kidney Trouble”
  9. Viva Ned Flanders
  10. Wild Barts Can’t Be Broken
  11. Sunday, Cruddy Sunday
  12. Homer to the Max
  13. I’m With Cupid
  14. Marge Simpson in “Screaming Yellow Honkers”
  15. Make Room for Lisa
  16. Maximum Homerdrive
  17. Simpsons Bible Stories
  18. Mom and Pop Art
  19. Monty Can’t Buy Me Love
  20. They Saved Lisa’s Brain
  21. Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo

Season Eleven

  1. Beyond Blunderdome
  2. Brother’s Little Helper
  3. Guess Who’s Coming To Criticize Dinner?
  4. Treehouse of Horror X
  5. E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)
  6. Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder
  7. Eight Misbehavin’
  8. Take My Wife, Sleaze
  9. Grift of the Magi
  10. Little Big Mom
  11. Faith Off
  12. The Mansion Family
  13. Saddlesore Galactica
  14. Alone Again, Natura-Diddily
  15. Missionary Impossible
  16. Pygmoelian
  17. Bart to the Future
  18. Days of Wine and D’oh’ses
  19. Kill the Alligator and Run
  20. Last Tap Dance in Springfield
  21. It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge
  22. Behind the Laughter

Season Twelve

  1. Treehouse of Horror XI
  2. A Tale of Two Springfields
  3. Insane Clown Poppy
  4. Lisa the Tree Hugger
  5. Homer vs. Dignity
  6. The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
  7. The Great Money Caper
  8. Skinner’s Sense of Snow
  9. HOMR
  10. Pokey Mom
  11. Worst Episode Ever
  12. Tennis the Menace
  13. Day of the Jackanapes
  14. New Kids on the Blecch
  15. Hungry, Hungry Homer
  16. Bye Bye Nerdie
  17. Simpson Safari
  18. Trilogy of Error
  19. I’m Goin’ To Praiseland
  20. Children of a Lesser Clod
  21. Simpsons Tall Tales

Season Thirteen

  1. Treehouse of Horror XII
  2. The Parent Rap
  3. Homer the Moe
  4. A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
  5. The Blunder Years
  6. She of Little Faith
  7. Brawl in the Family
  8. Sweet and Sour Marge
  9. Jaws Wired Shut
  10. Half-Decent Proposal
  11. The Bart Wants What It Wants
  12. The Lastest Gun in the West
  13. The Old Man and the Key
  14. Tales from the Public Domain
  15. Blame it on Lisa
  16. Weekend at Burnsie’s
  17. Gump Roast
  18. I am Furious (Yellow)
  19. The Sweetest Apu
  20. Little Girl in the Big Ten
  21. The Frying Game
  22. Poppa’s Got a Brand New Badge

Season Fourteen

  1. Treehouse of Horror XIII
  2. How I Spent My Strummer Vacation
  3. Bart vs. Lisa vs. The Third Grade
  4. Large Marge
  5. Helter Shelter
  6. The Great Louse Detective
  7. Special Edna
  8. The Dad Who Knew Too Little
  9. Strong Arms of the Ma
  10. Pray Anything
  11. Barting Over
  12. I’m Spelling As Fast As I Can
  13. A Star is Born Again
  14. Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington
  15. C.E.D’oh!
  16. ‘Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky
  17. Three Gays of the Condo
  18. Dude, Where’s My Ranch?
  19. Old Yeller-Belly
  20. Brake My Wife, Please
  21. The Bart of War
  22. Moe Baby Blues

Season Fifteen

  1. Treehouse of Horror XIV
  2. My Mother the Carjacker
  3. The President Wore Pearls
  4. The Regina Monologues
  5. The Fat and the Furriest
  6. Today I Am a Clown
  7. Tis the Fifteenth Season
  8. Marge vs Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays
  9. I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot
  10. Diatribe of a Mad Housewife
  11. Margical History Tour
  12. Milhouse Doesn’t Live Here Anymore
  13. Smart and Smarter
  14. The Ziff Who Came to Dinner
  15. Co-Dependent’s Day
  16. The Wandering Juvie
  17. My Big Fat Geek Wedding
  18. Catch ‘Em If You Can
  19. Simple Simpson
  20. The Way We Weren’t
  21. Bart-Mangled Banner
  22. Fraudcast News

Season Sixteen

  1. Treehouse of Horror XV
  2. All’s Fair in Oven War
  3. Sleeping with the Enemy
  4. She Used To Be My Girl
  5. Fat Man and Little Boy
  6. Midnight RX
  7. Mommie Beerest
  8. Homer and Ned’s Hail Mary Pass
  9. Pranksta Rap
  10. There’s Something about Marrying
  11. On a Clear Day I Can See My Sister
  12. Goo Goo Gai Pan
  13. Mobile Homer
  14. The Seven-Beer Snitch
  15. Future-Drama
  16. The Heartbroke Kid
  17. A Star is Torn
  18. Thank God, It’s Doomsday
  19. Home Away From Homer
  20. The Father, the Son, and the Holy Guest Star

Season Seventeen

  1. Bonfire of the Manatees
  2. The Girl Who Slept Too Little
  3. Milhouse of Sand and Fog
  4. Treehouse of Horror XVI
  5. Marge’s Son Poisoning
  6. See Homer Run
  7. The Last of the Red Hat Mamas
  8. The Italian Bob
  9. Simpsons Christmas Stories
  10. Homer’s Paternity Coot
  11. We’re on the Road to D’ohwhere
  12. My Fair Laddy
  13. The Seemingly Never-Ending Story
  14. Bart Has Two Mommies
  15. Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife
  16. Million-Dollar Abie
  17. Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bangalore
  18. The Wettest Stories Ever Told
  19. Girls Just Want To Have Sums
  20. Regarding Margie
  21. The Monkey Suit
  22. Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play

Season Eighteen

  1. The Mook, the Chef, the Wife, and her Homer
  2. Jazzy and the Pussycats
  3. Please Homer, Don’t Hammer ‘Em
  4. Treehouse of Horror XVII
  5. G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)
  6. Moe’N’a Lisa
  7. Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)
  8. The Haw-Hawed Couple
  9. Kill Gil, Volumes I & II
  10. The Wife Aquatic
  11. Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times
  12. Little Big Girl
  13. Springfield Up
  14. Yokel Chords
  15. Rome-Old and Juli-Eh
  16. Homerazzi
  17. Marge Gamer
  18. The Boys of Bummer
  19. Crook and Ladder
  20. Stop!  Or My Dog Will Shoot!
  21. 24 Minutes
  22. You Kent Always Say What You Want

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Season Nineteen

  1. He Loves To Fly and He D’ohs
  2. The Homer of Seville
  3. Midnight Towboy
  4. I Don’t Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings
  5. Treehouse of Horror XVIII
  6. Little Orphan Millie
  7. Husbands and Knives
  8. Funeral for a Fiend
  9. Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind
  10. E Pluribus Wiggum
  11. That 90s Show
  12. Love, Springfieldian Style
  13. The Debarted
  14. Dial “N” for Nerder
  15. Smoke on the Daughter
  16. Papa Don’t Leech
  17. Apocalypse Cow
  18. Any Given Sundance
  19. Mona Leaves-A
  20. All About Lisa

Season Twenty

  1. Sex, Pies, and Idiot Scapes
  2. Lost Verizon
  3. Double, Double, Boy in Trouble
  4. Treehouse of Horror XIX
  5. Dangerous Curves
  6. Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words
  7. MyPods and Broomsticks
  8. The Burns and the Bees
  9. Lisa the Drama Queen
  10. Take my Life, Please
  11. How the Test Was Won
  12. No Loan Again, Naturally
  13. Gone Maggie Gone
  14. In the Name of the Grandfather
  15. Wedding for Disaster
  16. Eeny Teeny Maya Moe
  17. The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly
  18. Father Knows Worst
  19. Waverly Hills, 9-0-2-1-D’oh
  20. Four Great Women and a Manicure
  21. Coming to Homerica

Season Twenty-One

  1. Homer the Whopper
  2. Bart Gets A “Z”
  3. The Great Wife Hope
  4. Treehouse of Horror XX
  5. The Devil Wears Nada
  6. Pranks and Greens
  7. Rednecks and Broomsticks
  8. Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?
  9. Thursdays with Abie
  10. Once Upon a Time in Springfield
  11. Million Dollar Maybe
  12. Boy Meets Curl
  13. The Color Yellow
  14. Postcards from the Wedge
  15. Stealing First Base
  16. The Greatest Story Ever D’ohed
  17. American History X-Cellent
  18. Chief of Hearts
  19. The Squirt and the Whale
  20. To Surveil with Love
  21. Moe Letter Blues
  22. The Bob Next Door
  23. Judge Me Tender

Season Twenty-Two

  1. Elementary School Musical
  2. Loan-A-Lisa
  3. MoneyBart
  4. Treehouse of Horror XXI
  5. Lisa Simpson, This Isn’t Your Life
  6. The Fool Monty
  7. How Munched is that Birdie in the Window?
  8. The Fight Before Christmas
  9. Donnie Fatso
  10. Moms I’d Like to Forget
  11. Homer the Father
  12. The Blue and the Gray
  13. Angry Dad: The Movie
  14. The Scorpion’s Tale
  15. A Midsummer’s Nice Dream
  16. Love is a Many Strangled Thing
  17. The Great Simpsina
  18. The Real Housewives of Fat Tony
  19. Homer Scissorhands
  20. 500 Keys
  21. The Ned-Liest Catch

Season Twenty-Three

  1. The Falcon and the D’ohman
  2. Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts
  3. Treehouse of Horror XXII
  4. Replaceable You
  5. The Food Wife
  6. The Book Job
  7. The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants
  8. The Ten Per Cent Solution
  9. Holidays of Future Passed
  10. Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson
  11. The D’oh-cial Network
  12. Moe Goes from Rags to Riches
  13. The Daughter Also Rises
  14. At Long Last Leave
  15. Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart
  16. How I Wet Your Mother
  17. Them, Robot
  18. Beware My Cheating Bart
  19. A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again
  20. The Spy Who Learned Me
  21. Ned ‘n Edna’s Blend Agenda
  22. Lisa Goes Gaga

Season Twenty-Four

  1. Moonshine River
  2. Treehouse of Horror XXIII
  3. Adventures in Baby-Getting
  4. Gone Abie Gone
  5. Penny-Wiseguys
  6. A Tree Grows in Springfield
  7. The Day the Earth Stood Cool
  8. To Cur, With Love
  9. Homer Goes to Prep School
  10. A Test Before Trying
  11. The Changing of the Guardians
  12. Love is a Many-Splintered Thing
  13. Hardly Kirk-ing
  14. Gorgeous Grampa
  15. Black Eyed Please
  16. Dark Knight Court
  17. What Animated Women Want
  18. Pulpit Friction
  19. Whiskey Business
  20. The Fabulous Faker Boy
  21. The Saga of Carl
  22. Strangers on a Train

Season Twenty-Five

  1. Homerland
  2. Treehouse of Horror XXIV
  3. Four Regrettings and a Funeral
  4. YOLO
  5. Labor Pains
  6. The Kid is All Right
  7. Yellow Subterfuge
  8. White Christmas Blues
  9. Steal this Episode
  10. Married to the Blob
  11. Specs and the City
  12. Diggs
  13. The Man Who Grew Too Much
  14. The Winter of his Content
  15. The War of Art
  16. You Don’t Have to Live Like a Referee
  17. Luca$
  18. Days of Future Future
  19. What to Expect when Bart’s Expecting
  20. Brick Like Me
  21. Pay Pal
  22. The Yellow Badge of Cowardge
  23. The Last Daycare (short)

Season Twenty-Six

  1. Clown in the Dumps
  2. The Wreck of the Relationship
  3. Super Franchise Me
  4. Treehouse of Horror XXV
  5. Opposites A-Frack
  6. Simpsorama
  7. Blazed and Confused
  8. Covercraft
  9. I Won’t Be Home for Christmas
  10. The Man Who Came To Be Dinner
  11. Bart’s New Friend
  12. The Musk Who Fell To Earth
  13. Walking Big and Tall
  14. My Fare Lady
  15. The Princess Guide
  16. Waiting for Duffman
  17. Peeping Mom
  18. The Kids are all Fight
  19. Let’s Go Fly a Coot
  20. Bull-E
  21. Mathlete’s Feat

Season Twenty-Seven

  1. Every Man’s Dream
  2. Cue Detective
  3. Puffless
  4. Halloween of Horror
  5. Treehouse of Horror XXVI
  6. Friend With Benefit
  7. Lisa with an “S”
  8. Paths of Glory
  9. Barthood
  10. The Girl Code
  11. Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles
  12. Much Apu About Something
  13. Love is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4
  14. Gal of Constant Sorrow
  15. Lisa the Veterinarian
  16. The Marge-Ian Chronicles
  17. The Burns Cage
  18. How Lisa Got Her Marge Back
  19. Fland Canyon
  20. To Courier with Love
  21. Simprovised
  22. Orange is the New Yellow

Season Twenty-Eight

  1. Monty Burns’ Fleeing Circus
  2. Friends and Family
  3. The Town
  4. Treehouse of Horror XXVII
  5. Trust but Clarify
  6. There Will Be Buds
  7. Havana Wild Weekend
  8. Dad Behavior
  9. The Last Traction Hero
  10. The Nightmare After Krustmas
  11. Pork and Burns
  12. The Great Phatsby Parts 1 and 2
  13. Fatzcarraldo
  14. The Cad and the Hat
  15. Kamp Krustier
  16. 22 for 30
  17. A Father’s Watch
  18. Caper Chase
  19. Looking for Mr. Goodbart
  20. Moho House
  21. Dogtown

Season Twenty-Nine

  1. The Serfsons
  2. Springfield Splendor
  3. Whistler’s Father
  4. Treehouse of Horror XXVIII
  5. Grampy Can You Hear Me
  6. Old Blue Mayor She Ain’t What She Used To Be
  7. Singin’ in the Lane
  8. Mr. Lisa’s Opus
  9. Gone Boy
  10. Haw-Haw Land
  11. Frink Gets Testy
  12. Homer Is Where the Art Isn’t
  13. 3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage
  14. Fears of a Clown
  15. No Good Read Goes Unpunished
  16. King Leer
  17. Lisa Gets the Blues
  18. Forgive and Regret
  19. Left Behind
  20. Throw Grampa from the Dane
  21. Flanders’ Ladder

Season Thirty

  1. Bart’s Not Dead
  2. Heartbreak Hotel
  3. My Way or the Highway to Heaven
  4. Treehouse of Horror XXIX
  5. Baby You Can’t Drive My Car
  6. From Russia Without Love
  7. Werking Mom
  8. Krusty the Clown
  9. Daddicus Finch