The Simpsons

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Only a fool would even attempt to watch and review every episode of The Simpsons.  The show has been running for 28 seasons and counting, and recently passed 600 episodes.  Anyone attempting such a feat would end up more animal than man.  Or woman.  There’s no need for sexist terminology.

But with God as my witness, I am that fool!

Season One

  1. Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
  2. Bart the Genius
  3. Homer’s Odyssey
  4. There’s No Disgrace Like Home
  5. Bart the General
  6. Moaning Lisa
  7. The Call of the Simpsons
  8. The Telltale Head
  9. Life on the Fast Lane
  10. Homer’s Night Out
  11. The Crepes of Wrath
  12. Krusty Gets Busted
  13. Some Enchanted Evening

Season Two

  1. Bart Gets an “F”
  2. Simpson and Delilah
  3. Treehouse of Horror
  4. Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish
  5. Dancin’ Homer
  6. Dead Putters Society
  7. Bart vs. Thansgiving
  8. Bart the Daredevil
  9. Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
  10. Bart Gets Hit By A Car
  11. One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
  12. The Way We Was
  13. Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
  14. Principal Charming
  15. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
  16. Bart’s Dog Gets an “F”
  17. Old Money
  18. Brush with Greatness
  19. Lisa’s Substitute
  20. The War of the Simpsons
  21. Three Men and a Comic Book
  22. Blood Feud

Season Three

  1. Stark Raving Dad
  2. Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington
  3. When Flanders Failed
  4. Bart the Murderer
  5. Homer Defined
  6. Like Father, Like Clown
  7. Treehouse of Horror II
  8. Lisa’s Pony
  9. Saturdays of Thunder
  10. Flaming Moe’s
  11. Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
  12. I Married Marge
  13. Radio Bart
  14. Lisa the Greek
  15. Homer Alone
  16. Bart the Lover
  17. Homer at the Bat
  18. Separate Vocations
  19. Dog of Death
  20. Colonel Homer
  21. Black Widower
  22. The Otto Show
  23. Bart’s Friend Falls in Love
  24. Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes

Season Four

  1. Kamp Krusty
  2. A Streetcar Named Marge
  3. Homer the Heretic
  4. Lisa the Beauty Queen
  5. Treehouse of Horror III
  6. Itchy & Scratchy:  The Movie
  7. Marge Gets a Job
  8. New Kid on the Block
  9. Mr. Plow
  10. Lisa’s First Word
  11. Homer’s Triple Bypass
  12. Marge vs. the Monorail
  13. Selma’s Choice
  14. Brother from the Same Planet
  15. I Love Lisa
  16. Duffless
  17. Last Exit to Springfield
  18. So It’s Come To This:  A Simpsons Clip Show
  19. The Front
  20. Whacking Day
  21. Marge in Chains
  22. Krusty Gets Canceled

Season Five

  1. Homer’s Barbershop Quartet
  2. Cape Feare
  3. Homer Goes To College
  4. Rosebud
  5. Treehouse of Horror IV
  6. Marge on the Lam
  7. Bart’s Inner Child
  8. Boy-Scoutz ‘n the Hood
  9. The Last Temptation of Homer
  10. $prinfield (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)
  11. Homer the Vigilante
  12. Bart Gets Famous
  13. Homer and Apu
  14. Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
  15. Deep Space Homer
  16. Homer Loves Flanders
  17. Bart Gets an Elephant
  18. Burns’ Heir
  19. Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song
  20. The Boy Who Knew Too Much
  21. Lady Bouvier’s Lover
  22. Secrets of a Successful Marriage

Season Six

  1. Bart of Darkness
  2. Lisa’s Rival
  3. Another Simpsons Clip Show
  4. Itchy and Scratchy Land
  5. Sideshow Bob Roberts
  6. Treehouse of Horror V
  7. Bart’s Girlfriend
  8. Lisa on Ice
  9. Homer Badman
  10. Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
  11. Fear of Flying
  12. Homer the Great
  13. And Maggie Makes Three
  14. Bart’s Comet
  15. Homie the Clown
  16. Bart vs. Australia
  17. Homer vs. Patty and Selma
  18. A Star Is Burns
  19. Lisa’s Wedding
  20. Two Dozen And One Greyhounds
  21. The PTA Disbands
  22. Round Springfield
  23. The Springfield Connection
  24. Lemon of Troy
  25. Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)

Season Seven

  1. Who Shot Mr. Burns?  (Part Two)
  2. Radioactive Man
  3. Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
  4. Bart Sells His Soul
  5. Lisa the Vegetarian
  6. Treehouse of Horror VI
  7. King-Size Homer
  8. Mother Simpson
  9. Sideshow Bob’s Last Gleaming
  10. The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular
  11. Marge Be Not Proud
  12. Team Homer
  13. Two Bad Neighbors
  14. Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield
  15. Bart the Fink
  16. Lisa the Iconoclast
  17. Homer the Smithers
  18. The Day The Violence Died
  19. A Fish Called Selma
  20. Bart on the Road
  21. 22 Short Films About Springfield
  22. Raging Abe Simpson and his Grumbling Grandson in “The Curse of the Flying Hellfish”
  23. Much Apu About Nothing
  24. Homerpalooza
  25. Summer of 4’2″

Season Eight

  1. Treehouse of Horror VII
  2. You Only Move Twice
  3. The Homer They Fall
  4. Burns, Baby Burns
  5. Bart After Dark
  6. A Milhouse Divided
  7. Lisa’s Date With Density
  8. Hurricane Neddy
  9. El ViajeMisterioso De Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)
  10. The Springfield Files
  11. The Twisted World Of Marge Simpson
  12. Mountain of Madness
  13. Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)Cious
  14. The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
  15. Homer’s Phobia
  16. Brother From Another Series
  17. My Sister, My Sitter
  18. Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment
  19. Grade School Confidential
  20. The Canine Mutiny
  21. The Old Man and the Lisa
  22. In Marge We Trust
  23. Homer’s Enemy
  24. The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase
  25. The Secret War of Lisa Simpson

Season Nine

  1. The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
  2. The Principal and the Pauper
  3. Lisa’s Sax
  4. Treehouse of Horror VIII
  5. The Cartridge Family
  6. Bart Star
  7. The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons
  8. Lisa the Skeptic
  9. Realty Bites
  10. The Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
  11. All-Singing, All-Dancing
  12. Bart Carny
  13. The Joy of Sect
  14. Das Bus
  15. The Last Temptation of Krust
  16. Dumbbell Indemnity
  17. Lisa the Simpson
  18. This Little Wiggy
  19. Simpson Tide
  20. The Trouble with Trillions
  21. Girly Edition
  22. Trash of the Titans
  23. King of the Hill
  24. Lost Out Lisa
  25. Natural Born Kissers

Season Ten

  1. Lard of the Dance
  2. The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
  3. Bart the Mother
  4. Treehouse of Horror IX
  5. When You Dish Upon a Star
  6. D’oh-in’ in the Wind
  7. Lisa Gets an “A”
  8. Homer Simpson In “Kidney Trouble”
  9. Viva Ned Flanders
  10. Wild Barts Can’t Be Broken
  11. Sunday, Cruddy Sunday
  12. Homer to the Max
  13. I’m With Cupid
  14. Marge Simpson in “Screaming Yellow Honkers”
  15. Make Room for Lisa
  16. Maximum Homerdrive
  17. Simpsons Bible Stories
  18. Mom and Pop Art
  19. Monty Can’t Buy Me Love
  20. They Saved Lisa’s Brain
  21. Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo

Season Eleven

  1. Beyond Blunderdome
  2. Brother’s Little Helper
  3. Guess Who’s Coming To Criticize Dinner?
  4. Treehouse of Horror X
  5. E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)
  6. Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder
  7. Eight Misbehavin’
  8. Take My Wife, Sleaze
  9. Grift of the Magi
  10. Little Big Mom
  11. Faith Off
  12. The Mansion Family
  13. Saddlesore Galactica
  14. Alone Again, Natura-Diddily
  15. Missionary Impossible
  16. Pygmoelian
  17. Bart to the Future
  18. Days of Wine and D’oh’ses
  19. Kill the Alligator and Run
  20. Last Tap Dance in Springfield
  21. It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge
  22. Behind the Laughter

Season Twelve

  1. Treehouse of Horror XI
  2. A Tale of Two Springfields
  3. Insane Clown Poppy
  4. Lisa the Tree Hugger
  5. Homer vs. Dignity
  6. The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
  7. The Great Money Caper
  8. Skinner’s Sense of Snow
  9. HOMR
  10. Pokey Mom
  11. Worst Episode Ever
  12. Tennis the Menace
  13. Day of the Jackanapes
  14. New Kids on the Blecch
  15. Hungry, Hungry Homer
  16. Bye Bye Nerdie
  17. Simpson Safari
  18. Trilogy of Error
  19. I’m Goin’ To Praiseland
  20. Children of a Lesser Clod
  21. Simpsons Tall Tales

Season Thirteen

  1. Treehouse of Horror XII
  2. The Parent Rap
  3. Homer the Moe
  4. A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
  5. The Blunder Years
  6. She of Little Faith
  7. Brawl in the Family
  8. Sweet and Sour Marge
  9. Jaws Wired Shut
  10. Half-Decent Proposal
  11. The Bart Wants What It Wants
  12. The Lastest Gun in the West
  13. The Old Man and the Key
  14. Tales from the Public Domain
  15. Blame it on Lisa
  16. Weekend at Burnsie’s
  17. Gump Roast
  18. I am Furious (Yellow)
  19. The Sweetest Apu
  20. Little Girl in the Big Ten
  21. The Frying Game
  22. Poppa’s Got a Brand New Badge

Season Fourteen

  1. Treehouse of Horror XIII
  2. How I Spent My Strummer Vacation
  3. Bart vs. Lisa vs. The Third Grade
  4. Large Marge
  5. Helter Shelter
  6. The Great Louse Detective
  7. Special Edna
  8. The Dad Who Knew Too Little
  9. Strong Arms of the Ma
  10. Pray Anything
  11. Barting Over
  12. I’m Spelling As Fast As I Can
  13. A Star is Born Again
  14. Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington
  15. C.E.D’oh!
  16. ‘Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky
  17. Three Gays of the Condo
  18. Dude, Where’s My Ranch?
  19. Old Yeller-Belly
  20. Brake My Wife, Please
  21. The Bart of War
  22. Moe Baby Blues

Season Fifteen

  1. Treehouse of Horror XIV
  2. My Mother the Carjacker
  3. The President Wore Pearls
  4. The Regina Monologues
  5. The Fat and the Furriest
  6. Today I Am a Clown
  7. Tis the Fifteenth Season
  8. Marge vs Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays
  9. I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot
  10. Diatribe of a Mad Housewife
  11. Margical History Tour
  12. Milhouse Doesn’t Live Here Anymore
  13. Smart and Smarter
  14. The Ziff Who Came to Dinner
  15. Co-Dependent’s Day
  16. The Wandering Juvie
  17. My Big Fat Geek Wedding