BREAKING NEWS: Oprah Winfrey Cast As Spider-Man

oprahGabbing Geek sources have just confirmed that Oprah Winfrey will be cast as Spider-Man in both the future Sony standalone pictures as well as upcoming Marvel Cinematic Universe cross-overs.

“We’ll be honest, we never really considered casting Oprah,” president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige announced in a press release.  “But then she agreed to pay for the entire movie from the change found in the guest room couch of her third guest house.  We’d be breaching the fiduciary duty to our shareholders to turn her down.”

Stay tuned to GabbingGeek.com as additional details are revealed.

ryan

Gabbing Geek co-founder, podcaster

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