Breaking News: Man Cuts Off Nose To Look Like Red Skull

"He knows that one of my driving motivations for being evil is because I look like this, right?  I mean, he didn't fundamentally misunderstand my character to think I ENJOY looking like a Red Skull, did he? Because I would feel bad if I somehow misled this crazy person.  Oh, and Hail Hydra!"
“He knows that one of my driving motivations for being evil is because I look like this, right? I mean, he didn’t fundamentally misunderstand my character to think I ENJOY looking like a Red Skull, did he? Because I would feel bad if I somehow misled this crazy person. Oh, and Hail Hydra!”

Okay, this isn’t really breaking news, but I shouldn’t have to be the only person who looked at this 37 year old Venezuelan crazy person who chopped off his nose to spite his face look exactly like Red Skull.  So if you’d like to be traumatized while also finding someone that you will always, ALWAYS, beat if ever pitted against in a job interview (even for a job as a Red Skull impersonator because this kind of crazy DOES NOT GET HIRED) then please proceed to the full post.

He did this on purpose.
He did this on purpose.

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